Are You A Slay Mama Or A Boss Lady?

I read an article some hours ago and the writer was talking about slay mamas who slay with little or no use of their brain, slay mamas who know nothing and have valueless social media pages.

To start with, ladies, I wonder if we stop to think about what we call ourselves sometimes, ehn. Do you even know slay means to kill, to murder? And the supposed good part of this word is defined as overwhelming with laughter. So, in one sentence when you slay, you are either a murderer or a laughingstock perhaps.

I know some ladies be rolling their eyes and giving me the slang, 'ejo lo fe ro' (na talk you wan talk). Just read on.

There are some *slay mamas* in town now guys, you really need to meet these ladies.

How do you know them? Let me tip you.

First, these ladies 'slay' with their brain. Their IQ will leave you grasping for words.
They are the ladies that know something about everything.
These Queens don't blind you with their choice and color of clothes. In fact, they are ladies that can sport adire and make it look like it's an expensive dry lace.

Also, just a peek into their social media pages will want you sending them an immediate message.
Then when you take your time to study the pages, the only question that will come to your mind is, 'where you been all my life?'

Further more, these babes don't need to call their boyfriend before they can afford to buy their own menstruation pad, they are INDEPENDENT. They put their brain to good use and it brings in money for them.
They live not on the "dough" of their guys but within their own income i.e  they no dey spend pass themselves but the money from their guys is a bonus.

To round it all off, these ladies don't hang out with brainless humans, when they show you their friends, you know who they are to a certain extent.

And just to remind you guys, they don't do pepper them gang or yahoo boys, but men with the brain and the brawn.

These mamas don't call themselves slay queen because their sole aim is not to kill you with their asset but to make you better through their prayers, actions and lifestyle.
They call themselves BOSS LADY.

And just to remind you ladies, you cannot stand between the devil and God. You are either with the devil or with God.
You are either a slay queen or a boss lady.